The Retired Switcher of RC Cola 139 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The quiet, industrious population of 4.008 billion RC Cola 139ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient RC Cola 139ian economy, worth 151 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,769 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RC Cola 139's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

RC Cola 139 is ranked 138,721^st in the world and 513^th in TPFKAQ for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 70 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.